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Men’s Rights Rape Rally Canceled

So a group of Men’s Rights activists, also known as whiny shit-ass rapey rapists, wanted to get together and have a rally about how awesome it would be if they could just rape women whenever and wherever the want to, legally and just for fun because it turns them on when they’re not doxxing feminists and playing gamergate rape mods on Grand Theft Auto. But then they got scared for their “safety” and were worried about protecting their “privacy,” because yeah whatever.

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What is this world coming to when a guy can’t even show up to a pro-rape rally without fear of bodily injury? Wait, what? A Men’s Rights meet-up? Who even uses Meet-ups anymore? Did Limp Bizkit cancel their reunion tour, and the original plan of holding after Staind’s opening set fall through? It’s so hard to be a man these days, am I right? It’s political correctness run amok.

Seriously, fellas. I don’t know if you’re just trolly trolls trying to be not funny or if you’re earnestly advocating that rape should be legal, but get a grip. “We’re scared for our safety,” said the whiny piss-boy organizer. The cognitive dissonance is pretty thick out here. If you’re going promote something as depraved and violent and disgusting as the legalization of rape, you should have the balls to actually show up.

Or maybe here’s an idea: Rape is not fun. It’s not funny. The statistics are mind-boggling. And as a man, and a survivor of childhood sexual abuse, I hate that these dickfaces are out there claiming to represent “men” on any scale. And don’t give me any shit about these guys are just trolls. They’re totally and completely serious. It’s obvious that these guys are compensating for something, if they’re ideology specifically includes the right to be a rapist. Get some help.

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