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15 Best Pick-Up Lines For Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arghhhhhh ye free tonight? Because we’re ready to pillage the bars with these pirate pick-up lines. It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which basically means you’re not a real man if you don’t follow suit. Don’t be intimidated if you’re not a natural though, because we’ve got you covered with plenty of one-liners that’ll guarantee you go home with treasure.

If ye aren’t familiar with Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye can read about it here.

Pirate ship on bright blue and green water
By: Omer Unlu

 

You may want to start the night off on a more “safe” note and build your way up. You can never go wrong by buying a girl a drink, especially if it’s rum.

Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?

Cruzan Rum in barrel
By: Moresheth

 

Now let’s get a little cozier. Approach your target and place your arm on her nearest shoulder.

If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or (put your arm around her and reach for the farther shoulder) THIS shoulder?

green parrot on shoulder of brunette girl with striped shirt
By: Eric Sonstroem

 

It’s finally time to work on your “hook” up.

My peg leg isn’t the only wood around.

pirate woman with leg on the bar
Image: Ye Old Renaissance Shop

 

Test the waters with a compliment that’ll shiver her timbers.

I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!

By: tangi bertin

 

Or you can compliment her other half…

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

lego pirate looking at booty treasure
By: Ruth Hartnup

 

Make her your first mate by telling her a little about yourself.

Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

dog dressed like pirate
By: Petful

 

Alright enough of the small talk. Time to set sail.

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

cannon aiming at pirate ship on the sea
By: Allen Brewer

 

If she seems hesitant it’s okay to let your scalawag attitude shine.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

Jack Sparrow
By: Funk Dooby

 

Ease the tension with a line that’ll lure her in.

I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.

deck of the pirate ship
By: Carlo Mirante

 

Anchor her down by being a little more straightforward.

How about we head back to me ship and rock the boat?

Pirate ship with pink sunset on blue ocean
By: Thomas Tolkien

 

Come across a real beautiful mermaid? She’d be happy to have you make port for the night.

I’d love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.

brunette mermaid with red seashell bra holding a mirror
By: Steven Pisano

 

Most lady pirates are up for a wild adventure.

How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

barnacle bum
By: Andrew

 

As you’re heading to your cabin, make sure you keep the seas churning.

Prepare to be boarded.

pirate captain on ship with arms crossed
By: Jim Epler

 

You can also make note of the obvious loot.

Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

Image: The Briary
Image: The Briary

 

Finally, get things sailing with this line:

Well blow me down?

pirate ship sails
By: Amy Kellogg

 

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