Have you ever gone camping and thought, “Wow, I really want a case for my banana?” Yeah, us either.
Let us begin by informing you that these products are hella pricey, especially considering this gear is useless and would be so easy to make ourselves. And we’re not talking about the selk’bag. These items are far more unnecessary.
Clip-On Coaster
Or you could just put it on the table.
Shoe Tent
Why have a tent when you can just become the tent?
Road Shower
I think we’ll pass on this before we take an outdoor shower for all eyes to see.
Tent With Built-In Lights
If you want twinkling lights just bring your own. Otherwise use a lantern like you’re supposed to. Or, you know, look at the stars; they’re free. This isn’t glamping.
Cooler Light
Isn’t this what a flashlight is for?
Woobie
What is a woobie, you may ask? It is an insulated sleeping-bag-like shawl essentially. The doobie is twice the size of a woobie. Basically, it’s a Snuggie for camping. Perhaps you could just buy an insulated coat so you can use your arms too?
Shittens
We’d rather use a leaf before putting one of these on. This is the exact opposite of roughing it.
Banana Holder
Bananas already have a holder. It’s called a banana peel.
Picnic Pants
Seriously, what is happening to the human race?
Tent Whisk And Dust Pan
If you need this then you probably shouldn’t go outside.
Air Conditioner Cooler
Seriously, just go back inside.
Kitten Gear
Lastly, don’t even think about going camping without your cat.
