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Naked Attraction: A dating show all about your naked body

Naked Attraction

In Britain, there is a new dating show that lets contestants choose their mate based on parts of their body (beginning with looking at their genitals). I guess these sort of things are what we should expect out of the Brexit.

The first episode of Naked Attraction begins with a bisexual person, so there is a mixture of men and women in the 6 naked boxes. Parts of their bodies are shown and the contestant eliminates those who he or she is not attracted to physically. The weird part hasn’t even happened yet.

The narrator opens the show by saying, “Modern dating has become a complicated business. Status symbols, online profiles and the clothes we wear can all get in the way of finding our perfect mate… but what would happen if we were stripped of all the things that usually define us?” Okay…

Each participant on Naked Attraction who is eliminated has to come down (naked) and give the person who rejected them a hug. Yes, a naked hug. That’s probably the worst form of humiliation, openly showing your willy on TV (none of the show is censored) and then hugging the person who said it’s not good enough for their needs.

Naked Attraction then continues with a few more rounds. During round 3 you see their faces (as if that matters at this point?), and in round 4 you hear their voice. When there are 2 participants left, the person choosing between them then strips down as well. The three of them then discuss his or her body features together. The “winner” of Naked Attraction gets to go on a fully clothed date with the shallow person who picked them, and they try to see if there is any connection at all besides lust. How entertaining?

While dating has changed throughout the last few decades very rapidly, is this really the solution? Some people are actually really outraged at the nature of the show, citing this as an example of the destruction caused by internet porn. I hate to say it, but sometimes less really is more. The anticipation of seeing your love interest naked makes it so much better in the long run, so who would want to be judged immediately solely on their naughty parts? Not me. But hey, if you’re into introducing yourself to someone you’re interested in while wearing absolutely nothing, move to Britain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h_xk3-Dyy8

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