Severely Overlooked Erogenous Zones You Need To Know
For me, sex is a lot like pizza. I rarely have it, and when I do I’m finished in 2 minutes. Although I’m generally incompetent when it comes to pleasing a lady or a sir (I experimented in college), I do know a few things that could get a person to stay with me for at least an evening. So here are my tips for utilizing the erogenous zones on your partner that are too often overlooked.
Erogenous Zones For Women:
- The Wrist — Yes, this may seem totally silly. But during the night that I spent with a woman who later told me she was cheating on her bf with me (I was so bad that she went back to him.), this seemed to drive her wild. A playful nibble here (Don’t be so hard that you’re on the verge of bursting a vein.) and a forceful suck or two and you’ll be wondering why you never did this before.
- The Mons — Now to most dudes, this probably sounds like some sort of character from an issue of Fables. But it’s not. In reality, this term refers to the area where one checks to see if the carpet matches the drapes. A light touch or a forceful slap can do wonders, bros.
- The Scalp — You know how people like their hair played with? Well, there’s a reason for that. The scalp is covered with a lot of nerve endings that are highly sensitive. Yes, you may get a few long hairs in your eye or mouth, but this is a great way to start her motor.
- The Hip Bone — As a guy, I have to admit this one works quite well on me as well. Now, I know, when one is in the process of getting naked or going down on someone that this part of the human structure is often overlooked in favor of the woman’s Slot B or the Man’s Rod A, but give it a shot. Some nibbling will do wonders. In my case, I find it makes me giggle like a Mr. McGoo cartoon.
Erogenous Zones For Men:
- The Ear — We’ve all seen the episode of Family Guy where Meg’s boyfriend puts his penis into her hearing hole and found it to be ridiculous. But, there’s a bit of truth to that scenario. As a man, I’ve found that there are few things greater than when a woman bites seductively on my earlobe or licks the back part of it.
- The Part behind the Knee — My life has few good things going on in it at the moment. Aside from Tinder matches that focus on this part of my disgusting physique, there isn’t much I’m currently looking forward to. But on nights where I’m in my room with a lady and she starts to work on this, Nghhhhhh…….!
- Anything Else — It was the comedian Jeff Foxworthy who once equated the sexual needs of men and women to bottle rockets and diesel engines; to be honest he was right. Dudes are not complicated. Women are. When it comes to guys, focus on the two I recommended and then just go with anything else. You really won’t be steered off track. For women though, follow my tips.
So, that’s it everyone. May these pointers grant you a few good nights and hopefully zero children. Play safe and remember, I can’t be held liable if you hurt yourself, so don’t ask!
Evan James Pretzer is an Ex-Canadian living in Bowling Green Kentucky. For more about his work, life and times, visit his personal space online at evanjpretzer.com or on Facebook.
