Women never quite seem to understand how much of a pain in the ass the male anatomy can be (no innuendo intended). There are a host of problems that come from having one’s sex organs dangle between his legs. Too big? Can’t find underwear that’s comfortable. Too small? Everyone pretty much laughs at you. Too dangly? You’re sitting on your nuts. Hot outside? Sweaty balls.
It’s this last problem we’re going to tackle today. The timing is right. Summer technically just started, but it’s been hot for a while and is only getting warmer each day. This poses serious problems for guys. We sweat like crazy between our legs, leading to a host of problems. Sweaty balls of course can lead to your nuts sticking to your leg. There is also the fear of swamp ass, which is probably the most disgusting thing that can happen to our bodies. Sure, people may not be shoving their faces between your cheeks (or someone may; we aren’t judging) most of the time, but it’s a problem nonetheless. You can, however, overcome these things.
Solution 1: Wax on, wax off
No matter how you personally feel about men waxing the area below the belt, it can’t be denied that getting rid of the hair down there is going to help you avoid some of the sweaty problems summer brings. Hair keeps our bodies warm, and this include our crotches. One of the most effective ways of combatting sweaty private parts is simply to remove the hair down there.
If you’re going to do this, skip the razor and opt for a waxing instead. There are several advantages to this, including eliminating the possibility of you giving yourself a [second] circumcision. But the best reason to skip the razor and get waxed instead is that getting a brozillian is less likely to lead to ingrown hairs down there. Not only are ingrown hairs hideously ugly to your sexual partners, they are also painful and can get infected rather easily. Waxing lasts long too — up to 6 weeks — so you’re not having to stress about the upkeep.
Removing all this hair down there will increase airflow and decrease the overall temperature considerably. Less heat = less sweating.
Solution 2: Go Commando
Just say no to briefs and boxer briefs if you can during the summer. Any time you bunch up your bits the temperature is going to rise. Combine this with less airflow and you’re going to experience some serious sweat below the waist. This also applies to any guy still wearing skinny jeans. Just stop.
Boxers are good, but going commando is even better. Fewer pieces of fabric creating a barrier between air and your body is going to lower the temperature and allow circulation, resulting in less sweat.
Solution 3: Antiperspirant
We’re not talking deodorant here. Deodorant will help your sweaty balls small better, but it won’t keep them from sweating. What we recommend is grabbing an aerosol can of antiperspirant and spraying your crotch and rear pretty well. This will help prevent sweating, meaning you’re going to be far more comfortable throughout the day. After your spray your bits, let the area dry completely before getting dressed. If you prefer to use a stick of antiperspirant you can, but the application process isn’t as easy, and getting between yours butt cheeks is a challenge.
If you were recently waxed or you shaved then you should avoid applying antiperspirant for a day or two after. Other than that, employing any of these three solutions is going to make summer just a bit more bearable. Opting for all three is going to make it downright enjoyable.
